Little Johnny Jokes

Hey - how about some clean jokes to lessen our tension at the end of the day. Here, I give a few Little Johnny jokes. (Muthu, don't worry - they are all clean and vegetarian).


Little Johnny ROCKS!!!

Teacher: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?

Little Johnny: One dollar.

Teacher(sadly): You don't know your arithmetic.

Little Johnny (sadly): You don't know my father

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L.Johnny: Can I go to the toilet?

Teacher: Johhny, MAY I go to the toilet?

L.Johnny: But I asked first!

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Summer vacation was over and the teacher asked Little Johnny about his family trip. "We visited my grandmother in Minneapolis, Minnesota."
The teacher asked, "Good, can you tell the class how you spell that?"
Little Johnny said, "Ohh Actually, we went to Ohio."

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"Johnny, did your Mother help you with your homework last night?" the teacher asked.

"No, she did it all," Little Johnny replied.

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"Dad," said Little Johnny, "I'm late for football practice. Would you please do my homework for me?"

Little Johnny's father said irately, "Son, it just wouldn't be right."

"That's okay," replied Little Johnny "At least you could try, right?"

Good ones. I especially liked the first and the third one.

Seeing the title, I thought I had to hold my breath till I read the entire topic. But thanks to your wisdom, I was holding it only till the first paragraph. Good preamble.

How about some pratical jokes that you have encountered in your real life ( Nope, I am not referring to your marriage). Here is one from me.

It's a known fact that most of us in IT hardly like the Quality Team members especially the SQA ( if you want to what is SQA, write to me separately). Once there was a heated argument between a PM and our project SQA on how a process should be defined for a project. The PM was not in a mood to listen to anything that the SQA had to say. Finally the conversation ended like this

SQA: You know, we are the GOD when it comes to Process Definition.
PM: But you know what, I am an atheist.

and the remark was sponatenous. No marks for guessing who the PM was.

Bye for now.